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PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:50 pm Reply with quote
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LOL. WTB gets "Straight line of the year".
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:34 am Reply with quote
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Been gone a couple of days. Glad to see ya back Gren. Hope the pains not too bad. Your story, as always, was highly entertaining. You never disappoint. Sorry it was at your expense.

Appreciate your sister's updates. However, you got ta work on her understanding of how men think. "He wouldn't want it." Hope she understands her husband better than you. LOL
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:31 pm Reply with quote
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shoot, not just men, I love keepin body parts in jars. I've had wisdom teeth, gall bladders, kidney stones, pieces of a heart,zygomatic bone, part of a condylar, shit, I love body parts. So if somethings gonna break it, I want whatever it was that did it.LOL

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:39 pm Reply with quote
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Whose heart was it?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:03 pm Reply with quote
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Whose shit was it?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:31 pm Reply with quote
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Fellow Skeptomaniacs, how do we know that Grendel was injured? If it wasn't in the news, and there's no evidence of a cat's eye reflector, and we don't know who Jeanne really is, well, heh heh heh....

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:06 pm Reply with quote
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Zcat wrote:
Fellow Skeptomaniacs, how do we know that Grendel was injured? If it wasn't in the news, and there's no evidence of a cat's eye reflector, and we don't know who Jeanne really is, well, heh heh heh....

You're absolutely right. There is no evidence that any of us have seen. However, I've got to say I'm a bleever in this even though there's no proof (at least so far). Guess I haven't learned anything from Gren. I'm so ashamed. He should be so disappointed. But then, I live in a haunted house, so maybe its just par for the course. LOL.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:40 pm Reply with quote
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That reminds me. I know how guarded G is (online) which is fine (not that he needs my approval), but I was thinking.....

How about a damn pic? I mean, blur the other side of your face for shits sake if ya need to. I just want to look, wince, say OW! and there but for the grace of god go I. I remember last winter when my truck spun into a wall on 696 G asked if there was video. I looked on all the state cams that were available to no avail. Wanted to see it myself too.

Anyway, post a damn PIC!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:15 pm Reply with quote
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or at least an x-ray

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:43 pm Reply with quote
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OK, OK, hold your horses, keep your panties on, relax, chill.


Here's a pic from this afternoon while having my bandages changed:






Here's a pic of what the Raleigh Police Department wants me to believe is a cat's eye road reflector, the exact same size and type that hit me. You can see the window plain as day:






Here's a pic of a meteor, a fireball. Obviously it wasn't one of these that hit me:






Here's a pic of a known real UFO. Note how the so-called 'road reflector' is virtually identical to the UFO:





1. OK, we know it wasn't no road reflector because road reflectors don't have windows, duh.

2. We know the Police and other government entities have been trying to get people to buy their explanation that it was a road reflector, that they found the exact one, and oh yeah, they conveniently lost it. But why try a cover up if there's nuthin' to cover up?

3. I've looked at meteors and it weren't no meteor. They got lots o' mass an' they fly real damn fast. Get hit in the head and it could decapitate or even kill you. I'm alive and in my right head. It weren't no meteor.

4. I've looked at UFOs, probably a million of 'em, and it looked exactly like one. That cain't be no accident. It's a whole lot smaller than a real UFO, so it must be some kind o' machine clone or maybe it's biologicable. Maybe it's a baby UFO! It's possible.

5. Don't forget there was an eye witness beside me in the SUV. I've known my buddy Clay for thirty years and I still ain't talked to him 'bout it, but I know he's honest and true and got no reason to lie. I know he must seen exactly whut I seen, just from about a foot to the left is all. so, your primary and secondary eyewitnesses agree about what they saw. In science that's independent corroboramation.

6. To be scientific my claim has to be falsifiable. The inventor of the popcorn machine determined this. All the government has to do to falsify my claim is prove it wrong, then it will be falsified. They haven't proved it wrong but that don't mean it ain't falsifiable, and this means it's scientific.

7. The damn thing hit me in my head, two inches from my left eye, the good one, and there ain't nobody gonna tell me I didn't see what I know I saw.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:13 pm Reply with quote
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Very entertaining. Now will there be a real pic or what? Shit or get off the pot.

Okay...let me put it to you in your native (sort of kinda) language....

God willin' and the crick don't rise we'll have a look-see of G's face and all.
Serious as a hear-attack, son.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:17 pm Reply with quote
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I never knew Gren was Vietnamese.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:27 am Reply with quote
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wrphhi wrote:
I never knew Gren was Vietnamese.


well, we already saw he turned Mexican when he was 15, who knows how much further it could have gone...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:29 am Reply with quote
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I even checked the IP Jeanne posted under. It was the same as the one Gren posts under, but she seemed to explain it was at his house, so...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:59 am Reply with quote
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Youre with the establishment man. Your'e ONE OF THEM.
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