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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:50 pm Reply with quote
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http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/DEMONS/wombghost.php

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:55 pm Reply with quote
Yaish
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Is that a tranny? I'm not sure "she" even has a womb, but if she does, I don't think it's located mid-thigh unless I was WAY off in Human Biology class.

It's almost certainly a reflection from the broach attached at the hip of her skirt, trying to distract you from her horrible man-hands.

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... the kilt had concealed a blaster strapped to one thigh and a knife to the other. He was aware of the present gentle customs against personal weapons, but he felt naked without them. Such customs were nonsense anyhow, foolishment from old women - there was no such thing as "dangerous weapons," only dangerous people.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 4:18 pm Reply with quote
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wtf.... Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:12 pm Reply with quote
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Thousand of woman have ghosts in their private area and don't know it.


LMAO. I always thought it was PMS.

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Even prior to conception, at the time of intercourse itself, the subtle body of ghosts enters the body of the mother through her vagina and it impregnates the entire uterus with black energy.

The spermatozoon uniting with the ovum is also covered with black energy. This impact is minimized with increase in spiritual level, regular spiritual practice and prayer before and if possible even during intercourse.


I think I've been doing it right all along without knowing it ... "Oh god, Ohhhh god ... "

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You can believe this article or dismiss it as ramblings of a madman.


Amen brother.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:47 pm Reply with quote
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Thousand of woman have ghosts in their private area and don't know it.


LMAO. I always thought it was PMS.


No, that's a demon...

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:35 pm Reply with quote
Yaish
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Raven wrote:
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Thousand of woman have ghosts in their private area and don't know it.


LMAO. I always thought it was PMS.


No, that's a demon...


And only a prolonged blood sacrifice can satiate it...

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... the kilt had concealed a blaster strapped to one thigh and a knife to the other. He was aware of the present gentle customs against personal weapons, but he felt naked without them. Such customs were nonsense anyhow, foolishment from old women - there was no such thing as "dangerous weapons," only dangerous people.
--Robert Heinlein in Methuselah's Children
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:44 am Reply with quote
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You know, at this point I would normally post a smart ass comment, but at this point anything I post would just detract from Yaish's post. Fine form today, my friend.

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