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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:07 am Reply with quote
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http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:26 am Reply with quote
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LOL!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:35 am Reply with quote
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Sure, these new religions start out all nicey nice, but soon we'll see it.........

Google Terrorists

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:14 pm Reply with quote
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There's already "google bombing"
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:22 pm Reply with quote
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Pray tell.... or should I google it?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:14 pm Reply with quote
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Quote:
Google bombing (GOO.gul bawm.ing) n. Setting up a large number of Web pages with links that point to a specific Web site so that the site will appear near the top of a Google search when users enter the link text.
—Google bomb v, n.

http://www.wordspy.com/words/Googlebombing.asp


Not exactly what I expected.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:29 pm Reply with quote
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"Our Father, who art in Cyberspace, hallowed be thy name. Thy access come, thy search be done, on Earth as it is in Cyberspace. Give us this day our daily search results and forgive us our typos as we forgive those whose typos we find. And lead us not to unfiltered results, but deliver us from porn. EOF."

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:49 pm Reply with quote
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Google is a false god. Long live The Flying Spaghetti Monster! All hail His noodly appendages!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:27 pm Reply with quote
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The Google is a Brahman to multifarious manifestations.

Multifarious is a word, right? Is it Brahma or Brahman who encompasses all of existence? Lemme check google...
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:11 am Reply with quote
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Ah, self referential proofs. Google MUST be a religion.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:56 am Reply with quote
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Google is a false god. Long live The Flying Spaghetti Monster! All hail His noodly appendages!


Ramen

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:06 pm Reply with quote
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Google is a lessor god. WebCrawler is all-encompassing.

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