Skeptomania - Paranormal / UFOs, etc.

asmodee

Hey, if you can't predict it, you must have prevented it, right? This site has it all! There seems to be a perfectly reasonable explanation for every failed prediction and even failed predictions prove the predictions to be accurate, somehow.

Here's the site:
http://www.satansrapture.com/
And here's a direct link to this "very informative" article:
http://www.satansrapture.com/

If you like crazy, you'll love this.

Raven · Google Meister

i prevent the apocalypse at least once every year...

asmodee

Raven, on behalf of the world I would like to say thank you. I assume you have the ability to accurately predict what would have happened had you not intervened? Not that I want proof or anything, but if you could just predict an apocalypse and THEN prevent that prediction from coming true it would go a long way toward proving your case. At least that's how everyone else does it.

Yaish · Intel Chief

It's nothing really. Why just the other night I prevented the green demon Meggaroth from rising out of the waters and taking over the world.

I simply flushed and used a little Febreeze, took care of it like that.

enigma · Deputy Dawg

eeewwww.... that gave me a visual I could have done without thank you very much. LOL

asmodee

Yaish, I'm really glad not to have met that one in person. The world owes you a debt we can never repay. Well, we could, technically, but we won't.

Cat Nip

Yaish, what you been eating?

Yaish · Intel Chief

I'd been on the road since Tuesday, so nothing good. If you count the lettuce on a Subway sandwich I guess I had vegetables during the week, but that was it. I started eating better last night, the first night I had a meal at the house in a week.